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S1E16 – The Dead Sea Goals

After a season like no other, the Caxton Valley League Grand Final between Bodgy Creek & Mutton Gully is played at the Bethlehem Colosseum around the time of the birth of Christ. Will the Gladiators tidy up after their pre-match entertainment? Will Mutton Gully fit all 3 Magi King into their line up? Will the Roosters have to share a dressing room with the lions? All this and more in the concluding episode of Series 1 of the Bodgy Creek Community Podcast.

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S1E15 – The Mutton Gully Portal

With the help of the sympathetic Uploots, the human population associated with the Caxton Valley Australian Football League manage to escape the war torn planet of Greshloot 7, thanks to a diversion created by stars from the Australian soap ‘A Country Practice.’ As they return to Earth through a portal to the township of Mutton Gully, they find that they are unable to play their finals series due to current pandemic restrictions in Victoria. However, by utilising the time portals, they discover that they can play the games in historical times & places that are unaffected by strict, but necessary heath based, behavioural rules.

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S1E14 – The Subloots Strike Back

Despite the planet of Greshloot 7 erupting into full blown civil war, the visiting country AFL teams of the Caxton Valley League manage to complete the final round of matches for season 2020 in the last intact biosphere. Will the Clairveux Abbey Monks once again renounce their faith when they find out that the apparition of the Virgin Mary, was just Mattress Legs in drag? Will Matt Nelson’s Emporium’ manage to shift 9 pallets of the ‘Husbo 5000 Spouse Leashes?’ Will Maureen remember to water Stan’s geraniums whilst he’s playing Carpet Bowls during an artillery barrage 98,006 years away? Tune in as the Bodgy Creek Roosters march through enemy lines towards the finals.

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S1E13 – Dodgy Landing

Coated in high impact gel, the entire Bodgy Creek Community manage to survive the crash landing of the Fiblup 14 on the planet surface of Greshloot 7 & settle into hub life in their biospheric facsimile of Bodgy Creek. Will the community cope with the Top Pub being built on top of the Bottom Pub? Will the 3.2 metre high gutters pose an access issue for the elderly? Will the Mt Stuart Poplarvile players newly acquired addiction to theatrical Improvisation, derail their finals hopes? All this & more in the only podcast that features a fictional country town that has recreated to a distant planet so they could continue to play footy in interruption riddled 2020.

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S1E12 – Cosmic Dust Bunnies

After taking a disastrous wrong turn out of the exit of a Malperian Hyperway fuel stop, the Fiblup 14 finds itself spinning through a worrying number of black holes. Will the seemingly imminent death of all on board cause the Round 11 AFL games to be delayed or even cancelled? Will Frogfeet recover from the embarrassment of the team learning that his afro isn’t natural? Will Mr O’Farrell be able to successfully retrieve the balls that have gone out of the temporary school grounds & into space? 

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S1E11 – Footy in Space

Half way through their 3 week journey to the planet hub of Greshloot 7, the relocating Caxton Valley AFL teams are able to play their first real round of AFL for the season in simulated recreations of their home grounds. Will the Hudsons Flat players emotionally recover from the sustained abuse from the sentient goal posts? Will the on-ship ‘Phillip Island Experience’ be closed down after the giant penguins turned on the tourists? Why has ‘Medical Condition Bingo’ become such a hit with the passengers? Don’t miss this historic transportation of an entire regional community to a planet entirely unsuited for human habitation. With special guest writer & comedian Penny Tangey.

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S1E10 – The Greshloot 7 Hub

As the Caxton Valley football season reaches the half way point & anxiety grows about global pandemic, the league accepts an offer from the distant planet of Greshloot 7, to relocate all teams to a hub, 98,006 light years from Earth. Will the players adapt to the constant meterorite showers & 300 degree celsius daily temperatures? Is there a Bunnings? Will the pub be open? What night is bin night? Will there be bins? All these questions & more will be briefly touched on once we clear customs. The episode also features special guest comedian Wil Anderson discussing the cancelled Bodgy Creek Podcast Festival & cameos from Ronnie Chieng, Kate Mulvany, Fayssal Bazzi & Aaron Gocs.

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S1E9 – The Membership Drive

As the club staggers through yet another membership crisis, the Bodgy Creek Roosters are emboldened by worldwide pledges to become club members to help the club & the podcast survive. To help with the drive, celebrities call in to throw their way behind the club. Will John Howard be happy with a non crocheted scarf? Will Stan ever stop accidentally ringing Cal Wilson? Will Eddy Perfect get over the shit pie he was served at a Roosters home game? Is David Bridie going to remain locked in Studio 2 at the community radio station for the entire pandemic? All this & less in ‘The Membership Drive.’

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S1E8 – A False Dawn

Will Vin Garner’s Parking Ticket Museum meet social distancing requirements for the reopening of tourist destinations? Will Stan’s Jerusalem Artichokes grow back after Denise’s brutal pruning? Will the installation of LED training lights be enough for the Roosters to take out their third Carbon Neutral Country Footy Club of the Year title in a row? Why are the AFL players from the planet Greshloot 7 so nervous about Tik Tok. In this episode we announce news of Bodgy Creek Roosters Membership Packages, we receive our first recorded Trip Advisor Review from a ghost & comedian Nick Cody has a yarn about his plan to film his comedy special in the Clubrooms.

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S1E7 – The New Normal

As Covid 19 restrictions begin to ease, tensions arise in the Caxton Valley League as rival teams battle it out with live streamed, one act plays loaded with Black Lives Matter peaceful protests. Troy previews the Daleglen Lookalike Museum; Warwick talks us through how close Cate Blanchett came to attending a 21st in Bodgy Creek in his ‘Near Misses’ segment & Stan has a yarn to comedian Cal Wilson about poultry sheds, vanilla slices and her cancelled show at the Memo Hall.

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